Friday, February 2, 2007

The Beginning

It's 3 AM . I have to wake up in less than 4 hours but i can't sleep. I'm starving but i can't eat (friggin diet). And i have nothing better to do, so here i am creating a blog and posting for the first time in it .

So, welcome one and all.

speaking of diets, heres a few thoughts:

When will some a**hole come up with a pill that REALLY works on those who are trying to lose weight or at least maintain good health? I'm not asking for a magical pill that will let me poop 50 kilos of fat within a 24-hour period.I just want something that either:

a) Reduce cholesterol and trans. fat without turning my liver into a lifeless bloody pulp.

b) Vitamins that actually have the same amount of ingredients and nutritions as printed on the packaging

c) More vegetarian supplements. I don't want to consume something like "DNA" -which i found in the Nutritional Fact sheet of a supplement- and find out later it came from monkey semen.

Now, lets bash the roots of the problem:food manufacturers/fast food

The main problem lies in trans. fat, for those who don't know much about it, it clogs your blood vessels like food crumbs in a kitchen sink. here's a very interesting link that i found recently
Oreo Case

Kraft/Nabisco is a good example here, i will discuss Oreo Cookies as one of their many products( and my favorite). Before the lawsuit that was held against them in 2003, Oreo's had -and i quote- "5.5 grams of unidentified fat per one serving" (one serving = three cookies).

Well what the hell is an unidentified fat really? don't they know where it came from? is it mutated fat? did it come from outer space? the answer is no to all, it is simply translated to "This is the fat that will kill you". Kraft kindly decided later to introduce a new Oreo that had zero trans. fat.

Was a lawsuit really necessary to remind them and people all over the world? that trans fat is so bad it could cause harm over the years especially when consumed by kids? isn't it ironic that most of those products are cookies, candies and junk food that concentrates on targeting kids as their main consumers?

I'm not exactly a health freak, but when i got my cholesterol checked couple months ago, i found it was way up. it was so high my doctor didn't believe i was in my mid 20's, she thought i was chugging cooking oil by the gallon. I started dieting since then and lost 20 kilos (thats 44 lbs for those who only work with retarded units) in 2 months and still losing more! I just wish for everyone, including myself, to be more cautious about what we eat.

I guess thats enough about me, time to hit the sack and not think about food.

Until next time, eat smart and live life!
Adios.

9 comments:

Aladin said...

Monkey semen? I wonder how do they get it. Do they hire interns to jack off the monkeys or do they show the monkeys some monkey porn and then somehow catch the result. Which brings up the other question, in order to mass produce such a widespread dietary product, where do they get the monkeys from? Is it possible that they have a monkey farm just for the monkey pimp juice?

Salman said...

your thoughts are only the beginning of the nightmare, Aladdin

Aladin said...

I guess you can only guess how troubled my mind really is nowadays...

Naser said...

I thought monkey semen tastes good. But hey don't take my word for it.

Salman said...

Coolfreak after seeing you eat at Mcdonald's every day for the past 2 years, i wouldn't be surprised

bored said...

try xenedrine i hear its good, bs loosing the fat is not only bout what u eat bs also a total change in lifestyle, i lost over 45 kilos by changing a lot of things in my life and have kept it up, anyways good luck.

Salman said...

I totally agree with you Bored, and thats what i'm doing right now.Hopefully i will keep it up for a long time.Going to the gym is becoming a habit which is what i've been trying to do for years.Good to hear that someone else has kept the weight off. 45 kilos you say?i'll probably get there in a couple more months :)

Mrs. said...

Dieting sounds good, im glad there are some men who care abt the way they look, and not only abt their next meals!
Welcome to the blogging world, its nice to see a fresh face(or blog whatever) every once in a while..!

Ms. Sarah said...

hello there... i just commented but because blogger hates me for going to wordpress, it deleted it lol

anyways, here's a summary of everything i wrote:

i never like Oreos and no matter what CoolFreak says, monkey semen tasting good doesn't make me like it more.

i'm happy for u and losing weight, i just wish i could lose the 5 kilos i need to lose to get to my ideal weight, but bleh..
keep living healthy :D